August 2008
2 posts
The Micro-microfamous Blogger in Over His 5'5"...
Today, the Micro-microfamous Blogger in Over His 5’5” Head: 24, male, San Francisco, questionably heterosexual, average, in an open-yet-serious relationship. DAY ONE 12:01 a.m.: The date change refreshes the Status message in the three IM windows I have open. “Away.” “Asleep.” Is my dick really average? 12:02 a.m.: I take a sip of $7 shiraz from my coffee...
The Pseudo-Fameball Oversharer in a “Secret”...
DAY ONE 12:30 a.m.: After a tremendously dull networking event, I head over to my favorite NoLita imbibery, Sweet and Vicious. I Twitter my intentions, with the hope that a certain someone sees it and meets me there. 1:00 a.m.: The person I wanted to see my Twitter obviously didn’t, but two of my barely legal followers did. One of them is kind of chunky, but her friend is tolerably cute. The...