August 2008
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The Micro-microfamous Blogger in Over His 5'5"...
Today, the Micro-microfamous Blogger in Over His 5’5” Head: 24, male, San Francisco, questionably heterosexual, average, in an open-yet-serious relationship. DAY ONE 12:01 a.m.: The date change refreshes the Status message in the three IM windows I have open.  “Away.”  “Asleep.”  Is my dick really average? 12:02 a.m.: I take a sip of $7 shiraz from my coffee...
Aug 20th
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The Pseudo-Fameball Oversharer in a “Secret”...
DAY ONE 12:30 a.m.: After a tremendously dull networking event, I head over to my favorite NoLita imbibery, Sweet and Vicious. I Twitter my intentions, with the hope that a certain someone sees it and meets me there. 1:00 a.m.: The person I wanted to see my Twitter obviously didn’t, but two of my barely legal followers did. One of them is kind of chunky, but her friend is tolerably cute. The...
Aug 7th